We've heard of e-waste but this is kinda silly. eDisposals is a site that sells old Defence Force equipment, and among the camo pants and ammo boxes is an AIRCRAFT CARRIER!
After 30 years of service, HMS Invincible is up for sale. Apparently, the 210-metre long ship is currently "stable for tow" but you're gonna need a lot of tugboats.
Patient's condition? Engines: removed. Generators and pumps: not working. Prognosis? Slightly used. Some assembly required.
Anyone want to go halvsies in a pirate radio station?