Design
Before we ponder LG's "Chocolate" moniker, it's the novel design of the KG800 that sets the it apart from anything we've seen before. It has an innovative touch-sensitive navigation keypad, which is inactive when the phone is closed and locked, but glows vibrantly red when you slide the screen up. Alternatively you can access these keys by unlocking the phone with two presses of the volume key when slid shut.
There are nine touch-sensitive buttons in total: two customisable shortcut keys below the screen, call and cancel keys, four-way navigation and a selection button. It's a shame the screen isn't touch-sensitive as well, but we still applaud LG for their fresh approach with the Chocolate's design.
So why Chocolate? We simply have no idea, really. LG tells us "Chocolate" is their pet name for the phone and that they thought it was about time a mobile phone came out with a name that's easy for people to remember. Before seeing the phone we thought it might be due to its colour, but there's no hint of brown on this phone. The high-gloss, black case with silver detail, while smooth, is prone to smudges and fingerprints. LG provides a small polishing wad in the case that you can attach to the upper right corner of the phone but we found it easier just to give the case a quick rub on our jeans or shirt every once in a while for a buff.
Most people we gave the Chocolate to seemed very impressed with its design and surprised to see the the quirky operation of the keypad. Others commented that it looked quite plasticky compared to what they thought it would look like. Each to their own when it comes to fashion phones, we guess.
Other characteristics of the phone include a black-and-grey checkered keypad, MP3 player and camera shortcuts on the side, and a USB port that doubles as the headset and power connection -- you can't listen to music while charging the phone. It's a rather petitie phone, too, measuring 95 x 48 x 15mm and weighing 83 grams.
Features
It's certainly a case of style over substance with the LG Chocolate phone, although there are some average mid-range features onboard.
Multimedia highlights are a 1.3-megapixel camera, video recorder, MP3/AAC player and a reasonably bright 2-inch 256K-colour TFT display (176 x 220 pixels).
MP3 files can be set as ring tones and LG pre-installs a range of polyphonic tones. Travellers will benefit from the Chocolates tri-bad connectivity, but real globetrotters will benifit more from the Motorola RAZR V3i's quad-band.
The KG800 is limited by its 128MB of internal memory, with no expansion slot for external memory cards. Still, with Bluetooth onboard and LG bundling a USB cable in the box, it's easy to download your photos and video clips before running out of memory.
Performance
Looks aside, the glowing red navigation keys are a little awkward due to their sensitivity. Training yourself out of the habit of pushing clickable buttons feels a little bizarre at first, although LG includes a couple of sound schemes so that everytime you press a key, the Chocolate produces an audible typewriter or piano sound, a chime or a blip. You can switch this off but we like the variation in pitch different keys produce.
The touch keys also de-activate when the display's backlight times out, which can be set for 10, 20, 30 or 60 seconds. You then need to hit a numerical button or a side key to illuminate the screen and use the navigation again. Or you can just shut and re-open the slider.
LG states the Chocolate KG800 is good for 2 hours of talk time or 200 hours of standby. With Bluetooth switched on and average use of the phone for voice calls and SMS, we found the Chocolate's battery to last around two or three days. Turning the phone's power save function on and killing Bluetooth generally secured us a full three days but we struggled to push past four.
The KG800 Chocolate is the first handset in LG's premium Black Label Series of mobile phones. While no release dates have been specified for future models, LG hinted there might be a 3G Chocolate in the works, among others.
If your thumbs aren't too large, you don't mind fingerprints and can live without cutting-edge geeky features, we wouldn't hesitate recommending the Chocolate KG800.
Starlanza
03/07/2008, 09:11 AM
rating
3/10
I've had this phone for almost two years and it's been nothing but trouble.
It's aesthetically pleasing but it doesn’t function all that well as a phone.
I can’t use it when I’m standing under and air-con vent as the touch screen is THAT touchy!
Also the reception and battery life is crap.
The slider became loose-feeling shortly after receiving it.
Finally although the piano-black gloss is nice it’s too prone to finger-prints which completely defeats the purpose.
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snowpea
24/06/2008, 07:15 PM
rating
2/10
This phone is a piece of s**t. There is very little good about it.
i've had this 9 months and it sucks.
i reccomend that you DONT GET IT
Pros: -nice design
-bluetooth
-easy menu navigation
-mp3 ringtones
-camera is ok
Cons: -bluetooth sucks
-not very loud
-only 4 standard text tones, no song
-restarts itself whenever it feels like it
-screen stuffs up
-battery life is VERY short
-touch screen is dodgy
after a while you can't hear people on the other end of a phone call
-battery falls out (mine is taped in)
-very small memory, can't put a memory card in
-reception gets crappy
im sure there is a few more i could list off.
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ME
23/06/2008, 05:24 PM
rating
9/10
this phone rox i love it and never had any better i luv it!!!!!!!!!!!
Pros: every thing
Cons: the battery sux a bit it keeps dieing but thats because i keep useing it lol
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Pebs
20/06/2008, 07:45 PM
rating
7/10
i've had my chocolate for less than 4months ans it keeps switching off! when i turn it on again, i get SOS msg, it turns on for a little while then it turns off again!! why is tat? has anyone else encountred the same prob?
Cons: Otherwise I love it!!
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Emma
18/06/2008, 10:42 AM
rating
1/10
This has to be the worst phone I've ever had.
All I has was trouble with this phone, I had to take it back to get fixed three times. And have heard of alot of other people having the same problem.
Pros: Nothing.
Cons: Everything.
Annoying to use
Touch screen stuffs up
Whole phone stuffs up
Not very loud
This whole line of chocolate phones must have a fault.
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thenextbeethoven
10/06/2008, 07:09 PM
rating
7/10
This phone is great. I've had no trouble with it and i bought it outright. I've always been a little sceptical about buying phones outright for some reason but i love it and i know people who have the same phone and they love it to
Pros: actually i find the battery lasts for ages. It comes with two so who's complaining? I guess i just look after stuff better
Cons: ya get over the infrared screen after a while
slow bluetooth but it's an old model phone now
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cellarbrations1
06/06/2008, 08:54 AM
rating
1/10
My son has had nothing but trouble with this phone, it doesn't hold charge when charged all night, had the screen replaced under warranty, never ever recommend this phone to any one, let's hope LG will replace this phone as he saved up for months to pay for this piece of crap, he's only 12.
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Lisa
28/05/2008, 05:02 PM
rating
5/10
The touch screen has been fine with mine but other than that, the phone's been a real let down! After only 4 months, some cable in my screen stuffed up which had to get replaced.
Pros: - Looks good
- Easy to navigate menus
Cons: - No reception
- Disconnect in the middle of a call
- Turns off bu itself for no reason
- No battery life
- Screen scratches easily
- Ringtones on the loudest are still not loud enough
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miz. miller
20/05/2008, 03:43 PM
rating
7/10
i got this fone as a gift..the pink one that is.. very stylish & cute.. my fwends were jealous.. but 6months later, the screen was freezin.. & i could call out or answer call coz the touchscreen was not working. but i got it repaired at a local foneshop for $100 and its been good ever since. i've had mine for 1year & 3 mnths.. & havent faced any other disfunction.. i still like i though.
Pros: very cute..very sleek.. very feminine (the pink one)
Cons: reception not so good, camera doesnt come out that clear esp in the dark, vplume not that loud, cant download msg tones as there are only 4 limited ones to choose from.
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jackykwoknhs
17/05/2008, 01:08 PM
rating
1/10
BAD PHONE.
WORSE PIECE OF CHOCOLATE.
even ask me.
jacky_rox333@hotmail.com.
Pros: Design?
Cons: really bad in general.
battery only lasts one day.
slide gets loose.
128mb only.
freezes.
I ONLY GOT IT COS IT LOOKED GOOD.
like a rose.
looks good.
but designed to **** peeps off.
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